{"id":1045,"date":"2010-08-11T23:08:25","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T02:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregmichener.wordpress.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2019-09-09T01:18:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T01:18:55","slug":"city-of-figuras-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/city-of-figuras-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"City of Figuras\u00a0(Characters)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been just less than a week since we moved to Rio and we have lots of color to report.\u00a0 The vivid characters are everywhere. There is the curmudgeonly furniture seller a few doors down who tried to sell us a desk. Then there&#8217;s our doormen. I could have sworn that I saw one of them in a Spaghetti Western, playing the role of a bad-guy Mexican. Out the door of our apartment building and across the street linger the neighborhood&#8217;s most devoted beer guzzlers&#8211; at the boteca (bar) that sits on the corner of Gomes Carneiro and Visconde de Piraj\u00e1. Carol and I even saw a fellow enjoying a cold one at 9:30 in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>The traffic thunders down this part of Visconde de Piraj\u00e1, Ipanema. It gets a good start at the Pra\u00e7a General Os\u00f3rio stoplight about 400 meters down the road. By the time the traffic reaches our apartment building, it&#8217;s hurtling down the road at 60-80 kms\/hour. We have one neighbor who has a particularly antagonistic relationship with the local traffic. He&#8217;s about 70 years old, looks like he just crawled out of a cardboard box, dresses in filthy shorts and shirt, his nose is as cratered as the moon from years of drinking, and he moves along at the rate of about a block an hour. He doesn&#8217;t <em>walk<\/em> across the road to our neighborhood bar. He first times his approach, and then he shuffles as\u00a0 quickly as he can to beat the traffic hurtling down upon him. &#8220;Flash,&#8221; as we&#8217;ve named him, is only one of the more apparent neighborhood characters. There&#8217;s also the quiet, wizened locksmith on the Pra\u00e7a General Os\u00f3rio. Approach his little shop perched on the edge of the curb and he&#8217;ll agree to come to your house and change your locks for you at $45R and two keys included. The deadpan barman at Sucos 47 on the Pra\u00e7a General Osorio scored highly on our characterometer. When I asked this last <em>figura<\/em> (character in Portuguese) if he was\u00a0 Lebanese, he looked at me in mild confusion and told me, \u201cI am cearense from Cear\u00e1\u201d (a state in the northeast of Brazil). Wherever he is from, his shop is okay by me; Sucos 47 has perhaps the best A\u00e7a\u00ed in the city, and a mean misto-quente to boot (ham and cheese grilled sandwich). I&#8217;ll say it again, the city&#8217;s rich in <em>figuras<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been just less than a week since we moved to Rio and we have lots of color to report.\u00a0 The vivid characters are everywhere. There is the curmudgeonly furniture seller a few doors down who tried to sell us a desk. Then there&#8217;s our doormen. I could have sworn that I saw one <a href=\"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/city-of-figuras-characters\/\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"sr-only\">Read more about City of Figuras\u00a0(Characters)<\/span>[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,29,30,23],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brazil","tag-ipanema","tag-local-color","tag-rio-de-janeiro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmichener.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}